Total Medals Earned: 121 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,725 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 6/25 (75/885 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Medals Earned: 4/13 (95/365 points)
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/460 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/320 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/135 points)
Medals Earned: 26/44 (285/500 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get your team to level 10.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get your team to level 15.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Reach 600 Speed.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Survive a shipwreck
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Spirit
Meet the bear
Visit Gisbee
Ride a narwhal
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 100 enemies
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Switch the dimension 8 times in a single level.
Complete 3 levels.
Get beaten up.
Get squeezed.
Die 8 times in a single level and don't give up.
Continue your journey.
Get hit by a blade.
Complete a level without switching to the Shadow Dimension.
Collect every soul.
Get a gold medal in every level.
There's a place for everyone here.
Score 5000 points.
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Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
